the mountain's bitch - anyone that takes a beatdown while attempting to conquer a mountain
While boarding, skiing, mountain biking, etc, we've all tried to stretch our abilities a bit too far
or coerced our friends to try that one trick you know they can't land just so you get a laugh.
This site is dedicated to you and your friends.
We will have monthly awards for two categories:
Bitchslap of the Month: Mountain 1, You 0
Slap That Bitch: You 1, Mountain 0
We intend to sell "The Mountain's Bitch" branded merchandise, hats, shirts, gloves etc. Check back later for details on the swag.