the mountain's bitch -  anyone that takes a beatdown while attempting to conquer a mountain

While boarding, skiing, mountain biking, etc, we've all tried to stretch our abilities a bit too far

or coerced our friends to try that one trick you know they can't land just so you get a laugh. 

This site is dedicated to you and your friends.

We will have monthly awards for two categories:

Bitchslap of the Month: Mountain 1, You 0

Slap That Bitch: You 1, Mountain 0

We intend to sell "The Mountain's Bitch" branded merchandise, hats, shirts, gloves etc.  Check back later for details on the swag.